My favorite time of year is here, HALLOWEEN! Besides the fact that that I love the parties and fun to be had for all, the legends, weird facts, and myths of the season are…. well delicious. With that in mind here are a few of our BAP favorites.
#1. Samhainophobia is the medical term for a pathological fear of Halloween.
What I want to know is the story behind the event that messed up someone enough to give them Samhainophobia!
#2. If a black cat crosses your path, you’ll be cursed with bad luck.
I have two black cats I my house. So maybe my publisher should back off my deadlines a bit knowing that clearly I have to fight supernatural curses daily.
#3. Bats are the familiars of witches.
Bats eat mosquitos. I’ll give them a pass for the hanging out with witches.
#4. According to legend, if you put your clothes on inside out and walk backwards at Halloween, you’ll see a witch at midnight.
Seeing a witch at midnight is the least of your issues if your clothes are on inside out and you are walking backwards. What the hell are you drinking there buddy?!
#5. In the 1940s, trick or treating was halted because war-time rationing had curtailed the use of sugar.
Those damn Nazis!
#6. According to a legend from the late 1800s, if a young woman stared into a mirror in a dark room on Halloween, she would see the face of her future spouse.
That’s a lot of creepy dudes hanging out in girl’s bathrooms in the 1800s apparently. Today we call that stalking. Or Tinder.
#7. There’s a $1,000 fine for using or selling Silly String in Hollywood on Halloween.
I think we need an underground resistance movement here to liberate Hollywood from the Oppressors.
#8. Dressing up on Halloween comes from the Celts.
All you Cosplayers should raise a glass to your forbearers.
#9. Scary clown costumes are illegal.
Not really, but if I was in charge of sh*t they would be!
#10. Die Hard is NOT a Halloween movie.
Everyone knows that it’s a Christmas Movie.
All right all you lovely and wonderful Freaks, embrace the season!