You know Shane and Andrew and Kayter and Greg,
Pinx and Cordelia and ICERs and gang.
But do you recall
The most famous Hunter of all?
Declan the Demon Hunter
Had some very drunken prose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would even drop F-Bombs.
All of the other Hunters
Used to hide and call him names.
They never let poor Declan
Play in any post war games.
Then one foggy Apocalypse Eve
The President came to say,
“Declan with your prose so nice,
Won’t you slay some demons tonight?”
Then all the Hunters loved him
As they shouted out with glee
“Declan the drunk prose Hunter,
You’ll go down in history!